Dessert the Dinner

*custom request you are sitting in the office wearing a tight shirt and jeans with a belt. you're so full from the lunch you just finished eating that it looks like your jeans are about to explode. when your co-worker comments on your big belly, you warn her and say that you have room left for dessert and that she should be careful because she might be the dessert. at the end of the day when you leave the office you run into your girlfriend again, you notice that she is staring at your stomach non-stop so you decide to give her what she demands and you devour her. you get home lying on your couch and because your belly is big the button on your guinness is unbuttoned, you rub it and talk about how delicious your girlfriend was, your phone rings and it's your boyfriend (me) you tell me about your day and how full you got at work from what you ate and you send me a picture of your belly, i'm telling you it looks like you ate one of your girlfriends for lunch because your belly is big, you laugh like a witch and say that this is just the beginning and that it will get bigger today. you invite me to your place and when the conversation hangs up, you tell your friend in your stomach that a friend (me) is going to join her. when i arrive you have already unbuttoned your jeans and exposed your big belly you sigh and say you have finally arrived i am starving, i ask you what are you planning to eat? you tell me it looks like i'd make a great dinner! i'm a little confused and don't understand and then you explain to me about your friend who you ate her at work and how delicious she was and she just whetted your appetite and i look much tastier than her. you devour me and in the last picture you are rubbing your stomach and talking about how delicious we were and that you should do it more.